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Tat toteing rocker Dave Navarro back stage at his concert in Miami sucking face with a ?he-she?
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Scarlett Fever

In case you hadn't heard, there is a live action G.I. Joe movie coming this fall. Photo's are starting to leak out showing some of the characters. Above is Rachel Nichols (of Alias TV fame) who plays Scarlett O'Hara in the film. We're not sure about the movie but the photo leaves us with Scarlett fever! Hot Hot Hot!

Tom Tom Says: Exit now

Hollywood is abuzz with rumors that super (freaky) couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are secretly planning a divorce. The word is that Katie is "sick of Tom" and can't deal with the publicity or insanity anymore. If these two can't make it work, what hope do the rest of us have?

Fall of a Barron

Celebuspawn and Paris Hilton sibling Barron Hilton pleaded no contest yesterday to his recent DUI charge. When the Barron of booze was stopped he blew a .13 and was driving with a fake license. Class and responsibility seem to run in the family.

Bottoms Up!

Word around Hollywood is that former Boy band monkey Nick Carter has been hitting the sauce pretty hard lately. Looks like re-hab isn't the only thing he needs, may we suggest a belt?!

Big Time Shambles

Babyshambles frontman and Euro trash stud Pete Dohrty has finally done it. After months of bad behaviour, alleged drug binges and arrests, the British courts have sentenced Dohrty to 14 weeks in jail for violating his probation. Can you say rock star?!

Trailer Park Speed Bump

Hey Jamie Lynn...you're showing

Chavez Says Mahalo to Homer, Hello to Hotties

Hugo Chavez and the Venezuelan government have pulled the Simpsons off state run TV saying it is too racey. What ever could replace Homer and be more family friendly you ask...Baywatch Hawaii. Far far less risque! D'oh!

The Spawn of Paris

According to sources Celebutard Paris Hitlon is tired of her little yappie dogs and now wants a baby. That's right she wants to breed! Word around H-Town is that she and boy friend rocker Benji Madden are prepping for a spawn of their very own. YIKES! More chlorine in the gene pool please.

Pam Dumps Another Hubby

Former Bay Watch Babe Pam Anderson and professional celebrity bed hopper Rick Salomon have filed for an annulment. Both sides are claiming fraud in the separation and though Pam was pregnant at the time of their separation the blonde bomb shell is no longer with child. This marriage was shorter and creepier than Verne Troyer!

Weiland Goes Cold Turkey...On V.R.?

Rumors continue to swirl about the demise of Velvet Revolver as Frontman Scott Weiland and Drummer Matt Sorum have allegedly become estranged. Furthering the rift and confusion among the band members, at a Glasgow, UK show Weiland said "you are watching something special...the last Velvet Revolver tour". After the show Matt Sorum posted the following comments on his blog: "Being in a band is a lot like being in a relationship, sometimes you just don't get along. Unfortunately some people in this business don't realize how great of a life they have". Weiland promptly fired back in a statement to Blabbermouth saying in part: "I've made many attempts to remain cordial with the members of VR but mainly the likes of you. This is your first band as opposed to being a hired gun. I've been making records (now on my ninth), which have sold over 35 million copies worldwide and (I) have maintained a level of professionalism regardless of how many drugs I've ingested into my system." YIKES!